does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here
"remember when you used to lik- "
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”
this is my favorite photo
Fuck my life
So I was walking around campus and I found this on the sewer drain outside my dorm.
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES AND THEN OF COURSE WE HAVE A FUCKING STORM COMING IN TO RUIN THIS 50 DEGREE DAY WITH MORE TONS OF WHITE BULLSHIT